Though the NHS has a bare £10,000,000,000 budget, it is wise to bring your own pillows to hospital, as there are not enough (or in some cases, any).
Not all hospitals allow you to plug items such as CD players into their mains sockets. Cheapskates.
Cellphones do not, despite the insolent notices plastering the walls, need to be banned in hospitals because of interference.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
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