Typed out the Birth Plan today. Executive Summary:
PP grunts and cusses
We have a baby
The full plan contains an ambitious role for me, where I deliver the baby, ID the sex and cut the cord before handing the mewling infant to its proud mother. Homeopathy, meditation, visualisation and yoga also feature high up the billing. Recent first-time parents say that the Birth Plan is a great idea, and bears no relation to reality.
As a Pregnant Bloke, I'll stick with the eight-word Exec Summary.
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