Toby, I do hope you realise that this will very likely be the last time for the next 15 years (or until Toblet-or you-leave home) that you will have time for such whimsical pass times. Some tip top tips: 1. Invest in a stout set of souwesters for nappy changing. Be prepared to be amazed at the volume, propulsion and timing of what is only a bit of digested milk 2. This baby is your wife's gift to you. It will soon become completely forgotten that you had any hand/part (?) in the process whatsoever 3. Apparently it does matter that a 1 week old baby is fashionably attired. Things can only get worse, and more exspensive 4. Any bad habits Toblet may display are unquestionnably from your side of the family. 5. Do not think you will win any brownie points for being able to get Toblet to sleep/wind etc quicker than Mrs CD.
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Toby, I do hope you realise that this will very likely be the last time for the next 15 years (or until Toblet-or you-leave home) that you will have time for such whimsical pass times. Some tip top tips:
1. Invest in a stout set of souwesters for nappy changing. Be prepared to be amazed at the volume, propulsion and timing of what is only a bit of digested milk
2. This baby is your wife's gift to you. It will soon become completely forgotten that you had any hand/part (?) in the process whatsoever
3. Apparently it does matter that a 1 week old baby is fashionably attired. Things can only get worse, and more exspensive
4. Any bad habits Toblet may display are unquestionnably from your side of the family.
5. Do not think you will win any brownie points for being able to get Toblet to sleep/wind etc quicker than Mrs CD.
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