If I read one more book, article or hilarious columnist telling me how I feel, I will make it a mission to burn all of the pregancy and birth books on the planet. And their authors.
The writers turn into nannies as soon as their fingers tickle the keyboards. "You may be feeling worried right now," and "Baby will make you feel proud, confused, frightened and overjoyed all at the same time."
Get stuffed.
Tell me things I don't know, not how you think I will feel. Tell me risks in percentages, give me dates and hospital tests, show me pictures and diagrams that aid my understanding.
Morons.
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