Saturday, November 04, 2006

How to argue when pregnant


We hardly ever argue, and even when we do, we patch up quickly. We have both completed The Landmark Forum up to and including the Self-Expression and Leadership Program: www.landmarkeducation.com, and in general we apologise, kiss and make up.

From a standing start, she can now produce a major-league, all-out strop within seconds. One moment having people round for Guy Fawkes is a Top Idea, the next moment it's a Very Bad Plan, and will be a Disaster, will go Horribly Wrong, and was a Silly Idea. My friends smell. Who's going to cook? Naughty Bad and Wrong.

Fortunately I don't give a toss, because (a) they are coming and (b) it will be fine, it always is. In the mean time, it's fireworks.

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