Showing posts with label homeopathy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label homeopathy. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Homeopathy or hospital?

Another exciting trip to the hosp, this time because the rash on her tummy is *very* raw. My big sister, ie a person who Knows Everything and has a fast internet connection, says it might be PUPPP syndrome - yessiree, a syndrome, no less. PP herself thinks it might be a reaction to drinking raspberry leaf tea, the only obvious change to her diet.

To cure the rash, the midwives recommended Piriton tablets, or calamine lotion, both of which PP refused on the grounds that she only takes homeopathic medicines, my favourite subject.


Yes, PP has been pill-popping various chalk tablets with fancy names, some of them recent additions to the intake. Even the raspberry leaf tea label has the most amazing twaddle on it.


As we approach drop day, I suspect all of this will vanish when it's a choice between stinging like buggery or gas & air...


Pic from http://www.nutrasanus.com/ - which I completely misread.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Extraordinary memory capabilities

Completed a visit to the homeopath with no casualties. Somehow I managed not to ask if she (the snake-oil saleswoman) was self-deluded or only deluding others. PP takes it deadly seriously, and if it makes her feel better, then that's all to the good.

If water possesses the extraordinary memory capabilities that are claimed by believers in homeopathy, what is their view on water being recycled from person to person umpteen times? Does water remember being peed by me as the homeopath drinks it?


Picture of a famous supporter of homeopathy; he also plans to be head of state. http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Tantric homeopathy


Alternative (ie ineffective mumbo jumbo) medicine rears its ugly head once more, and I have promised to attend a homeopathy session and not argue, be rude or dispute the veracity of this hallowed delusion. The best I can do is acknowledge that for some people it's a supprting practice, like faith in god or belief in ghosts. Provided homeopathy helps personal wellbeing in some non-dangerous manner, then I guess it's no worse than superstition.

We are seeing Cassandra Lorius, a prolific and very successful author of Homeopathy for the Soul. Cassandra is also author of:

Tantric Secrets: 7 Steps to the Best Sex of Your Life

Tantric Sex: Making Love Last

The Tantric Pillow Book: 101 Nights of Sexual Ecstasy

101 Nights of Tantric Sex: How to Make Each Night a New Way to Sexual Ecstasy.

Keeping my views on homeopathy to myself might be tricky, to say the least. Still, a promise is a promise.
I wonder how homeopathy relates to tantric sex? Hmmmm...maybe there's something... nah.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Lack of faith

From "The Alternative Pregnancy Handbook," an amusingly titled book by Dr Tanvir Jamal & Karen Evennett, on the opening page:

'IMPORTANT NOTE Always tell your doctor or practitioner that you are or maybe pregnant before taking any medicine or undergoing any treatment. '

A sensible lack of faith in their own pronouncements. Pic from www.amazon.co.uk


Friday, January 19, 2007

Topped off with chocolate buttons


Right as rain today, guzzling a healthy mix of feta cheese, baby spinach leaves, hummous, pitta bread and macaroni. Topped off with chocolate buttons.

Naturally, the decreasing sickness and improved appetite is entirely down to the mix of homeopathic remedies (phosphorus) and acupuncture (a needle in her back and two studs stuck to the insides of her wrists).

Or could it be that she's firmly into the second trimester and her body is adapting?

Definitely the acupuncture and the homeopathy. To say otherwise would be a Man's Point of View, which is generally not what's wanted right now. In fairness, the care and attention that goes into an acupuncture session or homeopathy consultation must produce a powerful placebo effect, and if that's what it takes, that's fine too.

The pregnancy is turning out to be great fun, particularly with a definite feeling that her nausea is lifting. It must be hideous to feel seasick for three months, and frankly I am surprised that she has not been snappier. Very much now looking forward to the swelling bump that represents Number One Child.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Assembly, Growth, Fat - and John Diamond


Much more cheerful today. A visit to a homeopath (see below) all the way across town to East London, then to Kensal Green, then back to Waterloo, puts her right back in the super-active league. Her moods, energy and activity are a kind of bipolar thing: one day sun, next day rain. They say that this middle section is the Golden Trimester, weeks 15 to 29. After the initial trauma and stress of conception, the glow of pregnancy comes alive as the hormones settle down and the body revs up to full throttle to build the baby.

Talking of building the baby, Note to Self: the three trimesters are, in bloke's terminology, Assembly, Growth, Fat. The first few weeks are conception, turning from an egg and sperm into a ball of cells and then an embryo on which the limb buds, spinal cord, heart and gubbins form into proper organs, extremities and guts. After the Assembly is complete, the embryo becomes a fetus, with all the right components in the right places, very, very small: hence the second trimester is Growth. And when the baby is pretty much grown, the final trimester is spent sticking on weight and reserves to help survive the trauma of birth and the first week or two of life: Fat.

Assembly, Growth, Fat. Probably total cobblers, but it helps me understand what's happeing. It would be much easier if Assembly, Growth, Fat, spelled something handly like GAF or FAG, but you can't have everything.

Anyway, about her attachment to homeopathy... As part of my New Caring Self, I have kept clear of commenting on homeopathy. Let me leave it to Richard Dawkins (second mention in this blog) in the introduction to "Snake Oil" by John Diamond, as quoted by Derren Brown (in "Tricks of the Mind," page 303):

"Any homeopath who really believes his theory should be beavering away from dawn to dusk. After all, if the double-blind trials of patient treatment came out reliably and repeatedly positive, he would win a Nobel Prize not only in Medicine but in Physics as well. He would have discovered a brand-new principle of physics, perhaps a new fundamental force in the universe. With such a prospect in view, homeopaths must surely be falling over each other in their eagerness to be first in the lab, racing like alternative Watsons and Cricks to claim this glittering scientific crown. Er, actually, no, they aren't. Can it be that they don't really believe in their theory, after all?"

Clever bloke, that Professor Dawkins; Alchemy springs to mind. A bit like making babies.