Pregnant Bloke

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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Elvis has not entered the building


The cot mattress has arrived. The cot sheets and blankets have arrived. The nursing chair has arrived. Booties, hats, sleepsuits and scratch mitts have arrived. The Visa bill has arrived.

The baby has not arrived. One month to go. More or less.
Posted by Pregnant Bloke at 23:00
Labels: cots, due date

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